Dutch Oven

When you are laying in bed with someone and you fart then hold their head under the blanket

Restless Lip Syndrome

When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can’t keep their mouth shut.

Sympathy Seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Mountain Dew

Another term for boob sweat.

Classhole

That person in a class that raises their hand too much and thinks they know all the answers.

Bingo Wings

The fat that hangs from old ladies arms and flaps around when they put their hands up for bingo.

King Kong’s Finger

A massive turd left in a toilet.

Chorgasm

That feeling you get when you’ve completed a major task or chore.

Bunny Hugs

The term used for hooded sweatshirts in Saskatchewan. Commonly known as hoodies everywhere else.